I'm making a dildo piñata tonight.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/25/2015 at 00:05 • Filed to: Off topic

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Any questions?

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:08

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Baby shower, or bachelorette party?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 08/25/2015 at 00:08

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Bachelorette party

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:09

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Is it going to be filled with condoms and IUDs?

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:09

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CounterTorqueSteer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:09

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Yes, all the questions

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:10

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:10

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Are you gonna whack that dong tonight? Or are you going to wait and beat it on a later date? Just remember, fluid motions yield better results when whacking it. Don’t just grab hard and go wild, you’ll only end up frustrated.

CounterTorqueSteer > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 08/25/2015 at 00:10

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Baby shower? Really?

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:10

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What do you fill it with? Condoms? Female Viagra? Vouchers for an Uber home?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan 08/25/2015 at 00:11

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We have some gag sex toys (heh heh... gag) and possibly candy

Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:12

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Looks to be to scale. Good job.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:13

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www.shipadick.com

and 100 more > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:14

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Here I thought it was a homemade Toyota water pump gasket.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CounterTorqueSteer 08/25/2015 at 00:15

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I would’ve guessed circumsicion or christening.

AntiSpeed > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:16

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Filling it with these?

Baeromez > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:17

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Is it actually a dildo piñata, or is it a penis piñata and you just refer to all fake dicks as dildos?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > AntiSpeed 08/25/2015 at 00:17

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Now that’s a good idea

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:18

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I think a ball gag needs to be in the mix. And a Fleshlight in case a gentleman is in attendance.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > CounterTorqueSteer 08/25/2015 at 00:18

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I mean, The penis technically creates the baby.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Baeromez 08/25/2015 at 00:18

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Penis-in-likeness-yata

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:19

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How about this pattern for the Piñata?

Blondude > Baeromez 08/25/2015 at 00:20

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Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:20

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well, sweg. Who’s it for?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO 08/25/2015 at 00:24

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Wife’s childhood friend

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/25/2015 at 00:25

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Fill it with whipped cream.

Baeromez > Blondude 08/25/2015 at 00:26

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Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave loose enough.

FTFY

DogonCrook > For Sweden 08/25/2015 at 00:45

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Stef Schrader > For Sweden 08/25/2015 at 01:06

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Water pumps ARE balls.

They. Just. Are.